First Post

So this is it. The beginning of what I'm sure will be a wildly successful tale of internet celebrity littered with money, women, booze and rife with regrets. Or, probably just an anonymous rant in an obscure tucked-away corner of the internet.

Remember back in the day when "blogs" were still cool and hadn't become yet another catchphrase that makes my ears bleed. (If someone uses 'uber' in a sentence around me one more time, so help me I'm uberly going to uber kick their uber-ugly ass.) I'm talking about freshman year when we all found "the best page in the universe," thought that Maddox was a comic genius, and immediately opened up a xanga account so that we too could achieve mediocre levels of internet celebrity within the beer-guzzling college circles. So full of youth, vigor and cheap vodka were we. Now here we are all looking down the barrel of responsibility at the bullet named "adulthood" and praying to god that we figure out what the hell we do with ourselves to earn money before someone pulls the trigger.
Screw that. I like pointless internet-based rambling. It's like the pulp fiction version of real literature. Sure we're all writing stuff down, but it's only entertaining for one read through and then it's over. Nobody's going to be saving this for the future generations of America to learn from,
and I don't care.

On a much more lighthearted note, I'm going to wander aimlessly around the hallway and hope that I bump into the cute girl who works at the law firm on our floor.