I haven't died. Yet. But I might.
This blog will live again. I promise.
My mom made me stop. Actually, angry calls from my mom on the phone made me stop. Despite my warnings and disclaimers she read anyhow and the predictable results (ie. a fan clogged due to shit hitting,) quickly caused me to second guess myself.
I've now decided, (seriously,) that I enjoy writing to the point where I want to do it all the time. Hopefully someday someone will pay me to do it. Until then, I'm going to do it on the internet. (Yes, we're still talking about writing. Any similarities to actual porn or artificial porn are probably unintentional. Probably.)
New material will commence "soon."
Also, I wanted to take a minute to address the "Anonymous" poster who's been leaving tidbits on my comments pages while I was on hiatus... Eat shit. I voted for Kerry. I have a girlfriend. I'm intelligent and a reasonably likable person.
I now know a few important things about you though:
1. You're fat.
2. Number 1 is all that matters, and as I've said in the past, nobody loves you.
3. If you're still reading this list you're fat AND enjoy being ridiculed, meaning you're a self-loathing fat person and one that probably needs help. I'd offer you help, but I don't want to. You got fat by yourself, so you go get help by yourself.
posted by Lowblowjoe @ 1:46 AM
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4 Comments:
Wow, you seem to have found a real friend in “Anonymous.” He’s been kind enough to correct all your faults for you. But before we get any farther, I would like to remind you dueling left-wingers that political ideology has little to do with intelligence. I voted Bush, and I’d do it again. According to your mutually accepted rhetorical inference, I must be a dolt. I don’t know if spelling counts for much, but at least I know how to spell the following tricky words: “proportion,” “apparently, “unusually,” and “gold diggers” (a sneaky little term that is still two words as far as the OED is concerned). Call me old fashioned, but I still spend the extra .0004 seconds it takes to capitalize letters and use punctuation. Don’t worry, it will come to you.
As far as holiday plans are concerned, I’m afraid that we are going to do a fine impression of two ships passing in the night. We’re in Michigan from the 23rd to the 30th, and then we’re headed to Texas for the rest of break. I can’t believe we’re going to miss each other. Give me a ring sometime within the next week or so and we can catch up and possibly figure something out. Otherwise, we need to plan a time to get you out here! Short of that, we’ll have to wait until the summer, when I hope we will be taking an extended vacation to head up to the North Country.
I haven't been reading the anonymous comments, but I wanted to say that I'm glad you'll be writing again - we (Beth and I) were wondering what happened.
Are you still in GR? If so, we should get together for some drinks sometime. Drop us a line sometime! Contact info is on our website (www.six27.com).
As cool as a post about posting is, I've got to say that this post is weak, even by educated blogger standards. It reminded me of reading that story in the newspaper about the newspaper writing news again. Get better or die. Bitch. (no, I'm not the anonoymous fattie-lover, I just love that line.) And just as a defense of that statement, obesity is a serious problem, and should be dealt with like one would deal with alcoholism or drug addiction. No one has a problem pointing out the drunk in the crowd, or saying "eh, not her, she's hittin' the nose candy a bit too much" but to say "eh, she's like, 250, I'll pass" is taboo for some reason.
Haha. I thought you knew who I was when I posted.
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